Sandy Johnson
Director
Jim Broadbent
Jim Morley
Alison Steadman
Lauren Patterson
Harry Enfield
Little Jim Morley
Rosemary Martin
Margaret Morley
Warren Clarke
Larry Patterson
Martin Clunes
Pilbeam
Cliff Parisi
Stanley
Jon Strickland
Popeye
Sheila Hancock
Jean
Bobby Moore
Self
Paddy Joyce
Quinn
Arthur Whybrow
George
Lisa Jacobs
Maid
Geoff Hurst
Martin Peters
Steve Swinscoe
Shark
Graeme Eton
Reg Bickerstaff
Ian Thompson
Markington
Helena McCarthy
Mrs Bilston
