A Colonel of Truth

Overview

The Colonel has lost his favorite pet, "Mr. Fluffykins", who ends up on the Condor and causes havoc. The Colonel track Fluffykins to the Condor, and out of gratitude for "rescuing" his pet gives them his services for the day, as part of a gangster code. While Finn plays along, Stork believes that Fluffykins really ran away. The Storm Hawks take advantage of this to keep him so busy that he won't be able to do his regular crimes. His jobs include working in a soup kitchen, picking up trash, exterminating bugs, giving away some of his money, and releasing prisoners from Cyclonian prison. The Colonel soon realizes that they never rescued Fluffykins and plans to take revenge on them for humiliating him. The Colonel tries to unleash Fluffykins on Piper, Stork and Junko, but Fluffykins stops when he sees a flock of his own kind. They realize that he just wants to be with free. Fluffykins tries to fly but his restraining collar prevents him from doing so, causing him to fall into a pit filled with lava. The Colonel reluctantly frees the Storm Hawks and uses his web to lower Radarr to save Fluffykins. The Colonel states he is again in their debt, and Piper wants him to release Fluffykins. Colonel sadly releases him and says goodbye to his beloved pet.