Jennifer Robertson
Jennifer Lange
Kurt Long
Kurt McNally
Dennis Miller
Self
Jamie McShane
Timothy Cox
John Cramer
Announcer (voice)
Rush Limbaugh
POTUS
Lorenzo Lamas
Regan Burns
Tim Davenport
Larry Cedar
Steven Campbell
Cutter Garcia
The Creep
Louisette Geiss
Guest
Maurice Godin
Liquor Store Owner
Jonathan Mangum
Craig Kurlander
Sean Masterson
Erin Matthews
Dave B. Mitchell
Dwayne (voice)
Christopher Lee Parson
Guy White
Troy Vincent
Chuck
Ian Ziering
