Jennifer Robertson
Jennifer Lange
Kurt Long
Kurt McNally
Dennis Miller
Self
Jamie McShane
Timothy Cox
John Cramer
Announcer (voice)
Leyla Milani
Rush Limbaugh
POTUS
Ann Coulter
VPOTUS
Jesse Erwin
Duke Lacrosse Player
Tiffany Espensen
Asian Girl / Yao Tsing
Garrett Masuda
Adopted Boy
Erin Matthews
Guest Star
