John Kassir
John Kassir

John Kassir

Born: October 24, 1957 (68 years)
Baltimore, Maryland, USA

John Kassir is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise. He is also known for his role as Ralph in the off-Broadway show Reefer Madness and its 2005 film adaptation. He is also the current voice of Scrooge McDuck since 2016, after the death of Alan Young. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Kassir, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Movies as Actor (73)
Minions & Monsters

Minions & Monsters

as Additional Voices (voice)

Jun 24, 2026

The Barn Part III

The Barn Part III

Apr 25, 2026

If It Bleeds

If It Bleeds

as Chip

Oct 17, 2025

Rockbottom

Rockbottom

as Rodney

Feb 24, 2024

Minions & More Volume 1

Minions & More Volume 1

as Coffee Shop Manager (voice)

Sep 27, 2022

Post Modern Minion

Post Modern Minion

as Waiter (voice)

Sep 6, 2022

The Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse

The Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse

as Additional Voices (voice)

Jul 8, 2022

Butter

Butter

as Billy

Feb 25, 2022

Hellblazers

Hellblazers

as Rick

Jan 21, 2022

Sing 2

Sing 2

as Additional Voices (voice)

Dec 1, 2021

Flora & Ulysses

Flora & Ulysses

as Ulysses (voice)

Feb 19, 2021

The Springfield Three

The Springfield Three

as Narrator

Oct 15, 2019

The Secret Life of Pets 2

The Secret Life of Pets 2

as Additional Voices (voice)

May 24, 2019

The Dog Days of Winter

The Dog Days of Winter

as Coffee Shop Manager (voice)

Feb 5, 2019

The Grinch

The Grinch

as Additional Voices (voice)

Nov 8, 2018

Merry & Scary

Merry & Scary

as Dagobert Duck (voice)

Aug 29, 2017

The Emoji Movie

The Emoji Movie

as Additional Voices (voice)

Jul 23, 2017

And Then There Was Eve

And Then There Was Eve

as G. Alexander

Jun 18, 2017

Despicable Me 3

Despicable Me 3

as Additional Voice (voice)

Jun 15, 2017

Pete's Dragon

Pete's Dragon

as Elliot the Dragon (voice)

Aug 10, 2016

The Secret Life of Pets

The Secret Life of Pets

as Additional Voices (voice)

Jun 18, 2016

Smothered

Smothered

as John Kassir

Mar 29, 2016

Minions

Minions

as Additional Voices (voice)

Jun 17, 2015

Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet

Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet

as Baker / Man in turban / Donkey driver / English tourist / Wedding guest / Fisherman / Policeman 2 (voice)

Sep 6, 2014

The Smurfs 2

The Smurfs 2

as Crazy Smurf (voice)

Jul 30, 2013

Monsters University

Monsters University

as Additional Voices (voice)

Jun 19, 2013

Jack the Giant Slayer

Jack the Giant Slayer

as General Fallon's Small Head

Feb 27, 2013

Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve

Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve

as The Cryptkeeper (voice)

Dec 31, 2012

A Turtle's Tale 2: Sammy's Escape from Paradise

A Turtle's Tale 2: Sammy's Escape from Paradise

as Marco (voice)

Aug 1, 2012

The Smurfs

The Smurfs

as Crazy Smurf (Voice)

Jul 29, 2011

Monster Mutt

Monster Mutt

Jan 4, 2011

DC Super Friends: The Joker's Playhouse

DC Super Friends: The Joker's Playhouse

as The Joker

Aug 26, 2010

Nothing Special

Nothing Special

as Marty

Jan 1, 2010

Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey!

Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey!

as Additional Voices (voice)

Aug 7, 2009

Race to Witch Mountain

Race to Witch Mountain

as Chuck

Mar 13, 2009

Channels

Channels

as Walter

Jan 1, 2008

Adventure Time

Adventure Time

as Ice King (voice)

Jan 11, 2007

Nick Picks Christmas: Nickelodeon Festive Tales

Nick Picks Christmas: Nickelodeon Festive Tales

as Raymond "Ray" Rocket (Voice)

Nov 22, 2006

American Scary

American Scary

as Himself / 'Cryptkeeper'

Oct 21, 2006

Casper's Scare School

Casper's Scare School

as P.A. Voice / Additional Voices (voice)

Oct 20, 2006

The Wild

The Wild

as Additional Voice (voice)

Apr 6, 2006

Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical

Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical

as Ralph Wiley / Uncle Sam

Mar 1, 2006

Dr. Rage

Dr. Rage

as Moe Moebius

Jan 1, 2005

Soccer Dog 2: European Cup

Soccer Dog 2: European Cup

as Quint

Aug 3, 2004

Rocket Power: The Big Day

Rocket Power: The Big Day

as Ray Rocket (voice)

Jul 30, 2004

George of the Jungle 2

George of the Jungle 2

as Rocky / Armando (voice)

Aug 18, 2003

Far From Home

Far From Home

as Winston (voice)

Aug 9, 2003

The Wild Thornberrys Movie

The Wild Thornberrys Movie

as Squirrel (voice)

Dec 20, 2002

Ritual

Ritual

as The Crypt Keeper (voice)

Sep 18, 2002

Rocket Power: Race Across New Zealand

Rocket Power: Race Across New Zealand

as Raymundo Rocket / Spectator / Announcer (voice)

Feb 16, 2002

The Flintstones: On the Rocks

The Flintstones: On the Rocks

as Concerge / Bartender / Border Guard (voice)

Jan 2, 2002

Summer of Camp Caprice

Summer of Camp Caprice

as Winston (voice)

Jul 7, 2001

The Three Stooges

The Three Stooges

as Shemp Howard

Apr 24, 2000

Tales from the Crypt: The Robert Zemeckis Collection

Tales from the Crypt: The Robert Zemeckis Collection

as Crypt Keeper (voice)

Sep 7, 1999

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

as Meeko (voice) (uncredited)

Aug 4, 1998

Jelly's Day

Jelly's Day

as Hargus

Jul 19, 1998

An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island

An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island

as Scuttlebutt (voice)

Feb 15, 1998

Justice League of America

Justice League of America

as Ray Palmer / The Atom

Dec 28, 1997

Bordello of Blood

Bordello of Blood

as The Crypt Keeper (voice)

Aug 16, 1996

Spy Hard

Spy Hard

as Rancor Guard at Intercom

May 24, 1996

Encino Woman

Encino Woman

as Jean Michel

Apr 20, 1996

Monster Mash: The Movie

Monster Mash: The Movie

as Igor

Nov 10, 1995

CyberTracker 2

CyberTracker 2

as Tripwire

Nov 8, 1995

Pocahontas

Pocahontas

as Meeko (voice)

Jun 16, 1995

The Tale of Tillie's Dragon

The Tale of Tillie's Dragon

as Herman (voice)

Jun 1, 1995

Tiny Toon Night Ghoulery

Tiny Toon Night Ghoulery

as Buster Bunny (voice)

May 28, 1995

Casper

Casper

as The Crypt Keeper (voice)

May 26, 1995

Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

as Crypt Keeper (voice)

Jan 13, 1995

Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights

Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights

as Haman (voice)

Sep 3, 1994

Tiny Toon Spring Break

Tiny Toon Spring Break

as Buster Bunny (voice)

Mar 27, 1994

The Horror Hall of Fame II

The Horror Hall of Fame II

as The Crypt Keeper (voice)

Oct 1, 1991

No York City

No York City

Jan 1, 1983

Hidden Dragon

Hidden Dragon

as The Fortune Teller (voice)

TV Shows as Actor (77)
Bugs Bunny Builders

Bugs Bunny Builders

as Pete Puma (voice)

Jul 25, 2022

DOTA: Dragon's Blood

DOTA: Dragon's Blood

as Vahdrak (voice), Guard (voice), Merchant (voice)

Mar 25, 2021

12 Deadly Days

12 Deadly Days

as Niko

Dec 12, 2016

To Tell the Truth

To Tell the Truth

as Self - Voice of the Cryptkeeper on "Tales from the Crypt"

Jun 14, 2016

New Looney Tunes

New Looney Tunes

as Pete Puma (voice), Native American (voice), John / Janitor (voice), Pete Puma / Claude (voice)

Sep 21, 2015

Breadwinners

Breadwinners

as Big Dumb Monster (voice), Toilet Monster (voice)

Feb 17, 2014

Rick and Morty

Rick and Morty

as Blim Blam (voice)

Dec 2, 2013

Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse

as Scrooge McDuck (voice)

Jun 28, 2013

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

as Dark Beaver / Dave Beaver (voice)

Sep 28, 2012

Halloween Wars

Halloween Wars

as Self - Guest Judge

Oct 2, 2011

Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

as Sai So (voice)

Sep 19, 2011

The Looney Tunes Show

The Looney Tunes Show

as Pete Puma (voice)

May 3, 2011

Hot in Cleveland

Hot in Cleveland

as The Pope

Jun 16, 2010

Castle

Castle

as Mr. Dreyfus

Mar 9, 2009

Random! Cartoons

Random! Cartoons

as Bone / Soldier A / Soldier B / Soldier C (voice), Ice King / Fire Element (voice), Dugly Uckling / Kung Pao Bunny (voice)

Dec 6, 2008

Ben 10

Ben 10

as Zombozo (voice)

Dec 27, 2005

Bones

Bones

as Lawrence Melvoy

Sep 13, 2005

Danger Rangers

Danger Rangers

as Fallbot (voice)

Sep 3, 2005

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Avatar: The Last Airbender

as Chey (voice)

Feb 21, 2005

Joan of Arcadia

Joan of Arcadia

as Mime God

Sep 26, 2003

The Handler

The Handler

Sep 26, 2003

NCIS

NCIS

as Perry Swan

Sep 23, 2003

CSI: Miami

CSI: Miami

as Farley Wheeler

Sep 23, 2002

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

as Seymour / Student #3 (voice)

Jul 20, 2002

Kim Possible

Kim Possible

as Additional Voices (voice), Commodore Puddles (voice)

Jun 7, 2002

Philly

Philly

Sep 25, 2001

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

as Lord Moldybutt

Aug 24, 2001

Samurai Jack

Samurai Jack

as Scissorsmith (voice)

Aug 10, 2001

The Job

The Job

Mar 14, 2001

Grounded for Life

Grounded for Life

as Musgrove

Jan 10, 2001

As Told by Ginger

As Told by Ginger

as Winston (voice)

Oct 25, 2000

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

as Hotel Guest

Oct 6, 2000

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

as Marl (voice), Evan Zarl / Snark / Zinko (voice)

Oct 2, 2000

The Amanda Show

The Amanda Show

as Carl Klutz

Oct 16, 1999

The Brothers Flub

The Brothers Flub

as (voice)

Oct 2, 1999

Rocket Power

Rocket Power

as Ray Rocket (voice)

Aug 16, 1999

Charmed

Charmed

as Alchemist

Oct 7, 1998

The Wild Thornberrys

The Wild Thornberrys

as El Gordita (voice)

Sep 1, 1998

Hercules

Hercules

as Charon (voice), River Styx Ferryman (voice)

Aug 31, 1998

Love Boat: The Next Wave

Love Boat: The Next Wave

as Dmitri Shishtokovich

Apr 13, 1998

CatDog

CatDog

as Dunglap / Mervis (voice)

Apr 4, 1998

Team Knight Rider

Team Knight Rider

as Plato

Oct 6, 1997

The Visitor

The Visitor

Sep 19, 1997

Cow and Chicken

Cow and Chicken

as Messenger / Asp (voice)

Sep 16, 1997

I Am Weasel

I Am Weasel

as Messenger / Asp (voice)

Jul 22, 1997

Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo

Jul 7, 1997

Early Edition

Early Edition

as Jersy Carpathian

Sep 28, 1996

Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted House

Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted House

as Cryptkeeper (voice)

Sep 14, 1996

Malcolm & Eddie

Malcolm & Eddie

Aug 26, 1996

Dexter's Laboratory

Dexter's Laboratory

as Guy #2 / Guy #3 / Kid #2 (voice)

Apr 28, 1996

Boston Common

Boston Common

as Frankie

Mar 21, 1996

Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber

as Thug (voice), Vinnie / Tribesman (voice), Critic / Art Type (voice)

Oct 28, 1995

The Single Guy

The Single Guy

as Maitre 'D

Sep 21, 1995

Brotherly Love

Brotherly Love

as Cryptkeeper

Sep 16, 1995

Earthworm Jim

Earthworm Jim

as Snott / Henchrat (voice)

Sep 9, 1995

Sliders

Sliders

as Arnold Potts

Mar 22, 1995

Star Trek: Voyager

Star Trek: Voyager

as Gar

Jan 16, 1995

Friends

Friends

as Stanley

Sep 22, 1994

Duckman

Duckman

Mar 5, 1994

Problem Child

Problem Child

as (voice)

Oct 31, 1993

Rocko's Modern Life

Rocko's Modern Life

Sep 18, 1993

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sep 18, 1993

Tales from the Cryptkeeper

Tales from the Cryptkeeper

as Cryptkeeper (voice)

Sep 18, 1993

Animaniacs

Animaniacs

as Buster Bunny (voice, uncredited)

Sep 13, 1993

Bonkers

Bonkers

Sep 4, 1993

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

as Photographer

Sep 22, 1992

The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid

as Rats (voice)

Sep 12, 1992

Eek! The Cat

Eek! The Cat

as Mittens (voice)

Sep 11, 1992

Dream On

Dream On

as Chuck

Jul 8, 1990

The Simpsons

The Simpsons

as Various Animals (voice), Donkey (voice), Possum (voice)

Dec 17, 1989

FM

FM

as Don Tupsouni

Aug 17, 1989

Tales from the Crypt

Tales from the Crypt

as Larry, Narrator (voice), Crypt Keeper (voice)

Jun 10, 1989

Tour of Duty

Tour of Duty

as Lenny Pilchowski

Sep 24, 1987

Showtime at the Apollo

Showtime at the Apollo

Sep 12, 1987

Moonlighting

Moonlighting

as Police Detective

Mar 3, 1985

1st & Ten

1st & Ten

as Zagreb Shkenusky

Dec 2, 1984

The Facts of Life

The Facts of Life

Aug 24, 1979