Jane Austen's Mafia!

Jay Mohr

Anthony Cortino

Billy Burke

Joey Cortino

Christina Applegate

Diane Steen

Pamela Gidley

Pepper Gianini

Olympia Dukakis

Sophia

Lloyd Bridges

Vincenzo Cortino

Jason Fuchs

Young Vincenzo

Joe Viterelli

Clamato

Tony Lo Bianco

Marzoni

Blake Hammond

Fatso Paulie Orsatti

Philip Suriano

Frankie Totino

Vincent Pastore

Gorgoni

Marisol Nichols

Carla

Carol Ann Susi

Clamato's Wife

Gregory Sierra

Bonifacio

Vera Lockwood

Rosa Cortino

Martin Charles Warner

Jimmy Big Features

Joseph Jumbo Rufo

Willy Denunzio

Tyler Daniel Wenz

Toddler

Jason Davis

Geno

T.J. Cannata

The Boy Diane

Louis Mandylor

Middle Aged Vincenzo

Georgia Simon

Middle Aged Rosa

Joey Dente

Middle Aged Clamato

Sebastian Aza

Young Joey

Seth Adkins

Tiny Anthony

Andreas Katsulas

Narducci

Joseph R. Sicari

Rizzo

Allyson Call

Jenny

Monica Mikala

Young Rosa

Anthony Jesse Cruz

Young Clamato

James Costa

Immigration Thug

Mark Goldstein

Clerk

Stefan Lysenko

Ruffo

Sofia Milos

Young Sophia

Anthony Crivello

Luigi Cortino

Saverio Carubia

Villager

Bill Livingston

Guess the Number Croupier

Gerald Emerick

Guess the Number Player

Frankie Como

Waiter

Brian Tahash

Bodyguard

Richard Abraham

Evil Priest

Frank Birney

Wedding Priest

Don Bovingloh

Funeral Priest

Henry Harris

Nonchalant Guy

Karen Leigh Hopkins

Nurse

Dan Klein

Judas

Pat Harvey

Newscaster

Jerry Haleva

Saddam Hussein

Mr. Oh

Korean Soldier

Jack I. Bernstein

ATM Man with Double Chin

Don Cornelius

Don Cornelius (uncredited)

Florence Griffith Joyner

Running Woman (uncredited)

Isabel Sanford

Louise Jefferson (uncredited)

Alex Trebek

Alex Trebek (uncredited)

Deep Roy

Small Hitman (uncredited)

Sherman Hemsley

George Jefferson (uncredited)

Jim Abrahams

Director

Bill Badalato

Producer