Thinking he's competing in Los Angeles' hot Platinum Scissors contest, Scottish hairstylist Crawford leaves Glasgow with a film crew to capture the event. When he learns he's a mere audience member, Crawford must find a way to become the mane event.
Craig Ferguson
Crawford Mackenzie
Frances Fisher
Candy
Mary McCormack
Monique
Donal Logue
Eamonn
Larry Miller
Dunston Cactus
Charles Napier
Sen. Warren Crockett
Michael Paul Chan
Clarence
Sara Gilbert
Gretle Dickens
Ted McGinley
Johnny Darjerling
Nina Siemaszko
Betty Fuego
David Rasche
Stig
Chris Langham
BBC Interviewer
David Hasselhoff
Drew Carey
Cathy Lee Crosby
Caitlyn Jenner
Bruce Jenner
Melissa Rivers
Dianne Abbott
Cynthia Basinet
Hotel Clerk
Emily Procter
Young Valhenna Woman
Jay Thomas
Tony Bolero (uncredited)
Isabella Aitken
Mrs. Beasie Mackenzie
Kevin Allen
Gareth Trundle
Angela McCluskey
Senga Magoogan
Francine York
Elegant Woman
Norm Compton
Cop Driver
Loren Lazerine
Bear Suit Person
Robert Fisher
Bunny Suit Person
Steven M. Porter
Chicken Suit Person
Evie Peck
Reindeer Suit Person
Robert Sherman
Constance
Lawrence Young
Dave London
Justin Pierce
Skateboard Kid
Marcia Wright
Monique's Receptionist
Koji Toyoda
Dick Miyake
Kyle Kraska
Bob Flaps
Ricky Callan
Frank Wad
William Fisher
TV Reporter
Vicki Liddelle
Margaret Sim
Padam Singh
Mr. Patel
Robert Maffia
Police Officer
Evelyn Iocolano
Hotel Receptionist
Sam Rubin
TV Anchor
Veronica Webb
John Paul DeJoria
John Paul Mitchell
José Eber
Jose Eber
Eloise DeJoria
Judge #2
Giuseppe Franco
Judge #3
Sascha Ferguson
Judge #4
Millie Gervasi
Judge #5
Kylie Bax
Stig's Hair Model
Kimora Lee Simmons
Dick Miyake's Hair Model
Contrelle Pinkney
Dave London's Hair Model
Bobby Bluebell
Angry Hedge Man
Sergio Brie
Ronnie the 'Beefeater'
John Pankow
Waiter at Epicentre (uncredited)
Rochelle Rose
Isabelle (uncredited)
Director
Sacha Gervasi
Writer
Philip Rose
Producer
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Warner Bros. Pictures
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